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Fucked-Up Japan

February 21st, 2010 Warren 2 comments

So I was randomly going through 4chan yesterday, looking for weird stuff that would be fun to post… And came across something that really defies explanation:

Bukkake porn with a girl in bondage hog-tied to a wheelbarrow.

This proves once and for all that the Japanese just can’t get it up for anything remotely approaching normal. Not that I’m surprised by revelations about the Japanese anymore.

What’s next though, really? Three-way between sephiroth, a gundam, and hello kitty?

Man, that’s hot.

Sidenote- I totally want this shirt!

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@Sean # 1 – Did You Do This!?

February 14th, 2010 Warren 3 comments

Not shitting any of you on this one….

LEATHER BOY:

Leather Boy, a miscreant who misread Mister Immortal’s personal ad seeking men and women of action, joined the Great Lakes Avengers for an extremely brief period of time. As Mister Immortal said, “The less said about it, the better.” Unfortunately, he later returned clad in the leather variation of Doctor Doom’s armor, wanting revenge for being left out of the second recruiting drive, and murdered Monkey Joe. Big Bertha, however, caught and defeated Leather Boy by sitting on him.

Leather Boy Entry at Marvel Universe

Oh Shit!

February 8th, 2010 Warren 4 comments



Live-action GANTZ.

http://www.gantz-movie.com/

Also spoof of Wes Anderson movies:

Japanese First Lady is Sun-Eating UFO Passenger

November 14th, 2009 Warren 1 comment

“For Japan’s media, politics has suddenly become a whole lot more interesting because there has never been a Japanese first lady quite like Miyuki Hatoyama. If there was a premier league for first ladies, she’d be right up beside Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni, the wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, except that as far as I know neither of them has ever traveled to Venus.

That was the extraordinary claim Hatoyama made in a recent interview. More precisely, she said her spirit had flown there in a UFO, and that it was a beautiful place, very green.

She went on to describe how she “eats the sun” each morning to gain energy, and how she’d met Tom Cruise in a previous life. She said Cruise, who played a samurai knight in the movie The Last Samurai, was Japanese back in the other life.”

MSNBC Is Not Shitting You Either.

Newsflash: Beck is a Scientologist!

July 9th, 2009 Warren 1 comment

Had no idea…

Not Fucking Kidding- ASTEROIDS: THE MOVIE

July 2nd, 2009 Warren No comments

OK guys I know I’ve reported on this before and it was always a sure thing, this time I swear to god this is for real! It’s in production, finally!

Asteroids, as we all know, is famous for its amazing story and deep gameplay, so we’ll all be chomping at the bit to see how hollywood handles the project.

I do have some major questions:

  1. Will Dash Carmine feature in the movie? He played a big part in the game, saving the crew of the TDD Arrow by sacrificing himself in the third stage (just before the UFO)- can they recapture the tear-jerking scene where Alex holds him in her arms, watching him slip away? I don’t want them to ruin it!!!!!
  2. Will we see 3D or 2D sequences of the time-jump back to 1772, when the crew fights the Pal’Ku’Qar timeship that’s gone back to crush the American revolution?
  3. Are they going to show Caesar and Krishna carpet-bombing Montreal during the Cuban Missile crisis? I know that was from the ‘unofficial’ sequel, but a lot of people (myself included) think it’s totally canonical!
  4. Can they really show the part where Jesus shows up in the final stage and pilots the Arrow after the crew are all killed?
  5. Are Tom Cruise and The Rock still onboard (as reported years ago when this was still in development hell!) to play Refa-Molosh (the conjoined space baby/galactic emperor)?
  6. Will they use Frank Herbert’s original shooting script, or will they use Takeshi Miike’s version?

I’m excited but cautious about this hollywood remake of such a classic franchise! More news as this develops!

Keep Writing The Fics!

Sourced from the Hollywood Reporter.

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: Nigaz!

June 26th, 2009 Warren 4 comments

Russia’s energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn (£1.53bn) deal with Nigeria’s state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.

The new firm, to be called Nigaz, is set to build refineries, pipelines and gas power stations in Nigeria.

…..Say it out loud. Ni-gaz. In Nigeria.

I wonder if all the Nigaz will be African? Those Nigaz be crazy.

Sourced via BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8118721.stm

Weird Thing: REBORN!

June 25th, 2009 Warren 2 comments

This might be a new contender for craziest premise to a show ever:



“The plot revolves around the life of a young boy named Tsunayoshi Sawada, who finds out that he is the next in line to become the boss of the most powerful Mafia organization, the Vongola Famiglia. As such, the Vongola’s most powerful hitman, a gun-toting infant named Reborn, is sent to tutor “Tsuna” on how to become a respectable boss.”

Thoughts:

  1. Immediately I call ‘shenanigans’ due to the baby’s resemblance to Stewie. This phenomenon was probably best described in the brilliant dissertation known in the west as Even A Monkey Can Draw Manga. It’s summary is as follows- “The basis of all manga is theft.”
  2. This is about the Mafia, not the Yakuza. Do they really have a presence in Japan?
  3. This has been around for years, why have I never even heard of it before tonight?
  4. What kind of insanity is it when a Manga-ka can draw this for years and years? Even Toriyama lost it eventually (Arale-Chan! Chapter one, page one, panel two.)
  5. If the main story is crazy bullshit then what kind of filler can you use in the anime version? Legal proceedings? Yak sales? Long, drawn-out restaurant scenes set to trumpet solos?
  6. Sean, this falls under your realm of responsibility so I’ll ask you first- What’s going on here?!
  7. WTF?! Seriously, again, WTF?

Source — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn!

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CLEAVAGE OF THE BUTTOCKS

June 7th, 2009 Warren 2 comments

Yakima Council: No More ‘Cleavage Of The Buttocks’

POSTED: 1:09 pm PDT June 4, 2009

YAKIMA, Wash. — The Yakima City Council is cracking down on what an ordinance delicately refers to as “cleavage of the buttocks.”

Responding to a proliferation of coffee stands with baristas wearing see-through clothing, thongs and other scanty apparel, the council this week approved minor changes to the city’s indecent exposure law.

The Yakima Herald-Republic reports that Mayor Dave Elder had wanted the changes under the city’s adult business ordinance. But city legal staff warned that trying to place coffee stands under that law could lead to legal challenges.

The change approved by the council means that anyone in public wearing see-through apparel, a thong or a G-string — regardless of whether they are working at a coffee stand –could be prosecuted for a misdemeanor violation.

SOURCE

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WTF!?!? WEEKLY (BY WARREN)

May 3rd, 2009 Warren 2 comments

PEOPLE’S EXHIBIT A- MISTER ANDO OF THE WOODS!

PEOPLE’S EXHIBIT B- EVANGELION USED TO ADVERTISE APARTMENT RENTALS!

OMG OMG OMG OMG BEST THING EVER OMG

April 26th, 2009 Warren No comments

So how do you protect japan from giant monsters? Some would say giant monsters, some would say the army, others might suggest using two or more armies. I would recommend transforming robot super teams.

But apparently Japan says they will utilize….

Giant crazy-haired, stick-wielding, pseudo-sumo men!

I am going to love this for ever and ever. Anyone else think this might be one of the best things in 2009?

Over A Month

April 9th, 2009 PandaMan 3 comments

              Holy cow I haven’t updated GRC in a month.  I have been uploading pics and doing status’ on facebook which some of you read, so continue to do so.  I have like 1000 pics now. Close to 500 of them just being in this last month.  So here’s a brief run down of what’s been up.

                      Since the last update on march 7th I had just been teaching and advertising the 7th class performance we had, which was on the 22nd and was pretty awesome, I reunited with some friends from before, and also got together again with the other short terms who I haven’t seen since the end of February at English Camp.  I worked the North America booth at the performance and bashed on Canada a lot.  One of the songs performed “required” held up lighters, so as this is South Korea, everyone in the crowd held up lit up cell phones.  I do not have a picture of the audience, but I did my part.

 

Good old fashion slave beatings

Good old fashion slave beatings

  

 

 

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Snack Shack, Pastor's Daughter, Me, Wilson

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                   Later that week I got a package from my mom that I had asked for.  2 pairs of shoes we had bought before I left but didn’t take.  They are cool running shoes (which I’ve started to do) and some gym shoes.  But in Korea they are even cooler because when I got them they were filled with CAAAANDY!

 

Only my kids do Taekwondo dance

Only Ulsan kids do Taekwondo dance

                 Went to Daejeon where they opened a new church and it’s also where the Gracias music prepatory school is located.  All the Lincoln schools were there and I saw a lot of teachers and short terms, who I found out, are headed home soon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

              For the last 2-3 weeks it’s been balls to the walls translating of Korean to English for IYF English Speech Contest.  It’s cool to have translated all 49 of my students but tiring work, just wanted to go hide, I also got 15 middle school kids and then 6 college papers.   I couldn’t wait to be done, and when that happened I had to go back and fix a bunch cuz they changed them.

 

                    On April 3-5 IYF held their MT (membership training) at the same time as the university departments do, and some even went to the same city as I did.  Our region went to Gyung Ju, which is famous for its Silla Millennium Park, historic park and ground of Korea, and cherry blossom parks when the spring season arrives.  It was really cool, and I finally talked to the only short term that came to our ‘area’ spending all of 2008 in Tacoma/Seattle.  The MT was cool, I saw another college’s MT at our hotel and they were going crazy with the booze.  It so funny how Koreans drink, college kids drink the same and have the same mentality as a US college kid, but their games are not the same.  They’ll do Korean patty cake as a drinking game.  At MT our Ulsan group did this dance.  The girls went first, and then the guys interrupted and did it.  Oddly enough the last time I wore girl’s clothes and make up was at my old church back around freshman year.  I thought MT was my vacation from translating considering I had finished them all, but on the last night at 11pm I was asked to fix some that had been edited.  So I went to the main lobby and used their computer to check email and was up till 2:30 proofreading.  And it’s still not over!

 

Tacoma short term

Tacoma short term

 

Geoff come work here, its a 24hr mart that sells families

Geoff come work here, its a 24hr mart that sells families

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cherry Blossom path

 

Front gate of park

Front gate of park

Redwaaaaallllll

Redwaaaaallllll

We got a carny to take a pic with us

We got a carny to take a pic with us

 

 

 

 

 

Girls

Girls

"Girls"

"Girls"

 

                           This week the contest started for College kids. Yesterday we went to Busan’s Korea Maritime University for our regions contest.  None of my kids won cuz they all had no heart and/or sucked compared to the kids from Busan, who were really good.  The big winners go on to the finals in Seoul where if u win you get some recognition from the “congress” of Korea.  All in all I’d say it’s a pretty big deal to win a church speech contest that reflects governmental recognition for their resumes.  They also win electronic dictionaries/translators (2-300 bux) or a new laptop, they all get plaques, etc.  This Friday is the high school/ middle school contest.  I have no idea how my kids will do but now I know what it takes so I can, with great reluctance, form them into speech winners (rather than good English speakers).  

Had the most fun with his speech
Had the most fun with his speech

 

                          All this week the Lincoln kids are studying for a qualifying exam so I’ve been on holiday having no classes to teach.  It’s been pretty cool, but I’ve kept busy helping with the bible seminar we are also holding at the same time.  Our guest pastor is from Gumi and a pretty humorous guy.  The first night our co-pastor was translating for us and out of no where he translated “Oh shit!” cuz that’s what the pastor expressed in Korean, I did a double take at my co-pastor and we all laughed.  Was totally awesome.  

           This Sunday is the test for the kids, after that is 3 days of hardcore English speech contest practice ONLY per the principle.  I also prepare for my visa renewal trip to Japan, which I saw the ferry and dock in Busan when I visited the city yesterday.  Busan is pretty cool.  I should get my F-4 Visa since my mom is Korean, then I can stay and just pay 30 dollars every 2 years to stay, or get married to a Korean.  

                       As you all know I killed my iPhone when I restored it.  I am unable to reactivate it until I get my sim card which Mary is sending, but in the mean time I’ve been torrenting tons of music- trans Siberian orch, final fantasy OST’s, entire john Williams and star wars soundtracks, alternative/punk/rock/blues of our youths and of course country music.  And a few movies, monsters vs. aliens, ben button, and wolverine but haven’t gotten around to watching them yet.  Can’t wait until I get my iPhone back up so I can go running with some music.  I do have to say the Jay-Z/Linkin Park Collision album is good for getting pumped, but nothing wakes up my mornings like Chariots of Fire.

                    On a sadder note, 2 weeks ago the main pastor at my church was persecuted and is hospitalized.  I don’t know the story exactly but I was upstairs in the staff room which sits literally on top of the lobby where it all happened.  It was past midnight and I was translating papers when another pastor’s wife came rushing in and told the 3 of us left in the room to get out. We ran downstairs and the lobby was filled with white powder (which ended up being 4 cans of fire extinguishers).  There was some scorch marks on some doors and light switches and a table.  We ran outside to get into the air and found the man who did it lying in the grass totally black from being burned. After they hauled him into a van to go to the hospital I saw Pastor Kim and he was taking off his shirt. What was exposed was all burned, and he had lots of patches of hair missing.  But cuz of the adrenaline he was in pure Pastor Command mode for like 3 minutes of chaos before being forced into a car to be taken to the hospital.  It was crazy and emotional for a lot of people.  It was all kept hush hush for about a week b4 the announcement was made to the congregation.  Even though I was there for the aftermath, I don’t know the exact details of who the man was, but I heard it was a brother or deacon who was upset cuz of that night’s sermon about money and dealing with troubles.  I just know the guy had gas (also from what I heard it was in a soda bottle) and tried to burn things.  I had the notion that we shouldn’t be cleaning anything until the police arrived, but being just a guest and follower I helped clean up, when we nearly had it all wiped down – 45mins later- the police arrived and were a bit mad that we cleaned up.  I don’t know how it works here but its all being taken care of as far as I’m concerned.  it was a fairly subtle attack, considering it wasn’t a bomb and I didn’t hear yelling or anything of the like.  Lastly I also can’t say if the guy aggro’d the pastor or was all sneaky about it trying to use a prayer session as his way in.  I only say this cuz from what I deduced the night of, that he came to ‘seek’ help and prayer, but later I saw an interpretation of what happened and saw the pastor pull the man back by his collar in an attempt to stop him from doing, or getting away.  But anyway we’ve seen him on a video cell call and he looks ok and is doing better, maybe in another month he will be out.  The other guy, I have no idea how he is.

 

A few days ago, out of no where, these little bastards showed up.

A few days ago, out of no where, these little bastards showed up.

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           The other day I went to the university with Wilson.  We went to see a Philippino professor because Wilson can speak Tagalo and had met him before.  I could tell the prof thought I was a Korean cuz of the way the converstaion was going and its tone when he would look at me lol, so here’s a quick recap of it went.

Me: I’m from America too, from Oregon

Prof: Portland? There is a student here from Oregon.

Me: Yes I’m from the Portland area, and I’ve met Marie, she lives 20 minutes from my house, in Beaverton.

Prof: Do you know where Lake Oswego is?

Me: (what the deuce!) Yes, I’m from Lake Oswego….

In my near 3 months of being here very few people have even heard me say Lake Oswego, let alone anyone EVER say Lake Oswego, I always just say I’m from Portland cuz that’s where the church is.  I was totally surprised at how small this world is.  The prof knew about LO because when he was a grad student his now-ex girlfriend was from LO and went to Reed.  I don’t remember if I mentioned this, but I a few weeks ago I met another prof who spent last year teaching design at PSU.  With Ulsan and Portland being sister cities and all these meetings close to home it’s like I never left Oregon.

            Well that’s where I am for the month of March and into April.  This month should be exciting with my birthday and trip to Japan.  I’m also getting more involved and getting out more.  The weather is turning warmer and life is good.  Hit me with responses, requests or questions.  How are things there?  Wanna talk about police shootings, people killing families, or crazy North Korea??

wtf 13*’s

February 1st, 2009 PandaMan No comments

The last few days the glorious internet has gotten worse and worse.  I am continously dropping connections.  And not the kinds of connections where I am out for minutes or hours.  But the kinds that only last a blip, and interupting everything I could possibly doing on the internet.  And it’s happening more and more often. *

Any way not much today except sunday service and I met the head hauncho Pastor.  He’s a cool old man.  I have noticed that All services I have attended with various pastor have had one thing in common.  And it’s not God or Jesus.  But it’s the sheer unrelenting need to REPEAT THEMSELVES 20 times.  Seriously, and I dont mean the meanings of their messages are the same, but literally that they are all repeating records until they go on to the next part and repeat that again.  It’s utterly boring, and for some, mainly me, hearing it once really, REALLY, is enough.  I get it. I understand your message.  It made sense to me the first time, and it did not go over my head. *

The food has gotten a little lame.  For lunch I was in the right line, and they ran out of noodles and were using a strainer to serve what was left in the pot until more was ready. *

Needless to say I didnt get much but pieces of noodles and a lot of potatoes.  But meh, that combined with dinner could be*

the worst that it has gotten and in reality isnt all bad, if only a little bland.

I forgot to mention, but last nights dinner had*

a way awesome dish.  It was korean BBQ with short thick cut rice cakes (think stubby noodles the size of a pinky)  It was like super awesome korean Stroganoff.  Another*

thing from last night was a thing from youth service.  The pastor was back in korea visitng from Kenya, and he talked about the Mahanaim college that this church created/sponsors.  there is only a single bible department right now, but they want to get a broadcasting, and music department.  When they get 3*

they can be called a University.  And from what I understand is in Africa the local pastors there only need to attened 12*

total months of attendence. and i think classes were once a month or something.  *

ok well I’m done cuz this is FUCKING BULL SHIT.  I started this post 10 minutes ago, and everytime you see a * is when my Yahoo window has popped up relogging itself in after every nanosecond-disconnect.*

Sunday*

2/1*

 @ 1930(0230PST)- Alan*

 

I forgot to add this picture.  I saw it a few days ago and couldnt find it anywhere. 

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HOLY SHIT, A BLACK MAN IS PRESIDENT?!

January 20th, 2009 Warren 1 comment

Don’t blame me, I tried voting for this guy:

And here he is in his native Japan:

Fuck “Hope” — my bumper sticker says “Annihilate everything that exists!”

GREAT IDEAS IN HUMAN HISTORY – HAWAII CHAIR!

January 19th, 2009 Warren 1 comment

THE HAWAII CHAIR. The best idea in human history.

Fuck you, wheel! Move over, electricity! Out of the way, medicine! Up yours, flight!

All we need is this!

Not a joke, this is real.