Sean, I have to feel like you’re responsible for this, because I swear I have seen you draw this kind of stuff before…
However the artist is apparently an Italian guy named Giuseppe Veneziano, who is in trouble for his gallery work featuring Hitler and the Virgin Mary. That’s a HUGE plus in my book. Check out his work:
Example 1:
More images follow.
So I was randomly going through 4chan yesterday, looking for weird stuff that would be fun to post… And came across something that really defies explanation:
Bukkake porn with a girl in bondage hog-tied to a wheelbarrow.
This proves once and for all that the Japanese just can’t get it up for anything remotely approaching normal. Not that I’m surprised by revelations about the Japanese anymore.
What’s next though, really? Three-way between sephiroth, a gundam, and hello kitty?
Man, that’s hot.
Sidenote- I totally want this shirt!
Not shitting any of you on this one….
LEATHER BOY:
Leather Boy, a miscreant who misread Mister Immortal’s personal ad seeking men and women of action, joined the Great Lakes Avengers for an extremely brief period of time. As Mister Immortal said, “The less said about it, the better.” Unfortunately, he later returned clad in the leather variation of Doctor Doom’s armor, wanting revenge for being left out of the second recruiting drive, and murdered Monkey Joe. Big Bertha, however, caught and defeated Leather Boy by sitting on him.
“For Japan’s media, politics has suddenly become a whole lot more interesting because there has never been a Japanese first lady quite like Miyuki Hatoyama. If there was a premier league for first ladies, she’d be right up beside Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni, the wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, except that as far as I know neither of them has ever traveled to Venus.
That was the extraordinary claim Hatoyama made in a recent interview. More precisely, she said her spirit had flown there in a UFO, and that it was a beautiful place, very green.
She went on to describe how she “eats the sun” each morning to gain energy, and how she’d met Tom Cruise in a previous life. She said Cruise, who played a samurai knight in the movie The Last Samurai, was Japanese back in the other life.”
Saw this, and it really got me going. These are actually some quality games that are free to download and not limited versions.
When I was younger and poorer I would scour the internet looking for gems like these, games that were good, but made way better by their freeness. As I’ve grown older and more bitter, I find that I no longer look for good free stuff- I just assume free = shit and therefore choose to buy or ‘borrow’ (read: Pirate) ‘good’ games.
That’s a bad opinion and totally wrong, and here’s the evidence:
UPDATE: This one is really interesting… Part Zelda: Link to the Past, part Ghouls ‘N Ghosts!
UPDATE: Charles Barkley Shut Up And JAM! Gaiden… I give you this plot summary:
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the “B-Ballnacht”. Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the “Verboten Jam”…
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
Click here for more details, and a link to download the game. It’s so fucking crazy awesome.
Yamaha just released some more news about this beauty:
Hybrid motorcycle, or Judge Dredd's awesome future bike?
I just can’t get over how unapologetically futuristic this thing is. It’s the kind of machine that would turn on you, robo-rape you for fun, then harvest your metabolic energy to power its world-conquering ambitions. How can I order one?
SOURCE: AutoBlogGreen
OK guys I know I’ve reported on this before and it was always a sure thing, this time I swear to god this is for real! It’s in production, finally!
Asteroids, as we all know, is famous for its amazing story and deep gameplay, so we’ll all be chomping at the bit to see how hollywood handles the project.
I do have some major questions:
I’m excited but cautious about this hollywood remake of such a classic franchise! More news as this develops!
Keep Writing The Fics!
I am celebrating my comment on Miles’ thesis draft with this, the gift of bat-shit insanity.
I mean, c’mon- who hasn’t wondered how Wolverine, Rogue, and Legolas would confront Dracula and the vampire hordes in the year 5600, or how Buffy would take down Storm while fighting the Ringwraiths? These eternal questions are now answered, thanks to After The Hellmouth:
If anyone hasn’t discovered, or needs to rediscover, the Lonely Island stuff, then do so now. Google it, watch it, love it, embrace it. Youtube and/or hulu that shit, dick in a box, jizz in my pants, im on a boat ALL AWESOME.
I just got a VPN to let me into Hulu from outside the US, Family Guy, SNL and Conan HERE I COME!
continuing with this train of thought. Apple WWDC s;ljojpodsjfwejfpsams im freaking out. Really glad i didn’t pick up the 17″ MPB last December because they just released a second update to it in less then 6 months. NOW is the time to get one, also new iPhone 3G S. totally getting one since I can just resell 3G without contract attached for an easy 200-250.
ALSO
Starting in July I am…………GOING TO EUROPE! I’ll be going to Germany, Hungary, Czech, and then Vienna, Austria for the Vienna World Camp from July 2-11. 10 days in Europe only 1400 bux, everything taken care of, God rules.
Then when I come back to Korea I go from 13th-24th to the Korea World Camp.
New Star Trek Wiki page – made by nit-picking nerds!
White Knight Chronicles for PS3 trailer! (Miles will love this.)
Legend of Kamui (from Kamui anime) live action trailers!
Vitamins after workout cancels workout benefits?
Crazy awesome reverse-dungeon-crawler-game with awesome name!
Russian-designed, Japanese animated movie looks FUCKING AWESOME!
AND FINALLY- MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS!
PEOPLE’S EXHIBIT A- MISTER ANDO OF THE WOODS!
PEOPLE’S EXHIBIT B- EVANGELION USED TO ADVERTISE APARTMENT RENTALS!
EDIT: So I guess this raises a question on my part- If we dismantled Israel, would it fix the middle east?
Some key quotes:
The victorious powers [of the world wars] call themselves the conquerors of the world, while ignoring or down-treading the rights of other nations by the imposition of oppressive laws and international arrangements.
Following World War Two, they resorted to making an entire nation homeless on the pretext of Jewish suffering. They sent migrants from Europe, the United States and other parts of the world in order to establish a totally racist government in the occupied Palestine. In compensation for the dire consequences of racism in Europe, they helped bring to power the most cruel and repressive, racist regime in Palestine.
It is all the more regrettable that a number of Western governments and the United States have committed themselves to defending those racist perpetrators of genocide, whilst the awakened consciences and free-minded people of the world condemn aggression, brutality and the bombardment of civilians of Gaza.
[Conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan were] a clear example of egocentrism, racism, discrimination or infringement upon the dignity and independence of nations.
Today, the human community is facing a kind of racism which has tarnished the image of humanity. In the beginning of the third millennium, the word Zionism personifies racism, that falsely resorts to religion and abuses religious sentiments to hide hatred.
Efforts must be made to put an end to the abuse by Zionists and their supporters of political and international means… Governments must be encouraged and supported in the fight aimed at eradicating this barbaric racism and moving towards reforming the current international mechanisms.
You are all aware of the conspiracy of some powers and Zionist circles against the goals and objectives of this conference… It should be recognised that boycotting such a session is a true indication of supporting the blatant example of racism.
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This is just… Insane.
Don’t blame me, I tried voting for this guy:
And here he is in his native Japan:
Fuck “Hope” — my bumper sticker says “Annihilate everything that exists!”