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Crazy Super Fucking Awesome Superhero Pop Art

August 2nd, 2010 Warren No comments

Sean, I have to feel like you’re responsible for this, because I swear I have seen you draw this kind of stuff before…

However the artist is apparently an Italian guy named Giuseppe Veneziano, who is in trouble for his gallery work featuring Hitler and the Virgin Mary. That’s a HUGE plus in my book. Check out his work:

Example 1:

More images follow.

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Oh Shit!

February 8th, 2010 Warren 4 comments



Live-action GANTZ.

http://www.gantz-movie.com/

Also spoof of Wes Anderson movies:

Japanese First Lady is Sun-Eating UFO Passenger

November 14th, 2009 Warren 1 comment

“For Japan’s media, politics has suddenly become a whole lot more interesting because there has never been a Japanese first lady quite like Miyuki Hatoyama. If there was a premier league for first ladies, she’d be right up beside Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni, the wife of French President Nicolas Sarkozy, except that as far as I know neither of them has ever traveled to Venus.

That was the extraordinary claim Hatoyama made in a recent interview. More precisely, she said her spirit had flown there in a UFO, and that it was a beautiful place, very green.

She went on to describe how she “eats the sun” each morning to gain energy, and how she’d met Tom Cruise in a previous life. She said Cruise, who played a samurai knight in the movie The Last Samurai, was Japanese back in the other life.”

MSNBC Is Not Shitting You Either.

Religion Rant

November 1st, 2009 Warren 18 comments

This is my rant, taken from the comments on Alan’s post and made into a new topic per Sean’s request so it can be discussed:

My biggest issue with the Bible (and I suppose any religious text not already a flash animation) is what Sean points out, which is that there are so many versions and revisions and edits of the source text, that most people only know or recognize a single version of the story. Sean can attest that the differences between the King James and New International Version are already substantial, and that when you compare protestant, lutheran, catholic, and orthodox versions you are almost reading totally different stories.
I suppose it’s 1% source and 99% interpretation; that you could summarize the bible on a flash card and hand it out and still have the same damn arguments about who killed who and what day noah started eyeing the sheep. Some sects of christianity (and judaism, to be fair) exist just because of reformists or dark horses like Martin Luther. Luther didn’t want people to follow him, he just wanted the church reformed and cleaned up. I’m not well-read on what happened between nailing the theses to the door and the establishment of the protestants and lutherans, so I can’t really speak for that time- but aren’t all the new sects eroding the chance for the group as a whole to come together again? What chance is there for the Catholics and Protestants to come to the table and work together as brothers under Christ? Will there always be tension and disagreement until every person is their own personalized sect of christianity? When do they start shooting at each other?
In my mind the next logical step is radicalized christianity, where you wind up with a sort of crusade against ‘everybody else’ who isn’t on the exact same goddamn page with you. When does a radical sect become radicalized- like Islam? Didn’t that whole interpretation of the Q’oran(sp?) come out of the crusade times, that Qoranic scholars took the passage about Jihad or ‘taking up swords to guard muslim brothers’ as legitimizing a holy war against any threat to the muslim world?
How does a religious sect get to where they are totally unwilling (maybe militantly so) to hear other versions of their holy text, or others who don’t really agree on all the talking points, or when their whole existence comes down to interpreting hash marks on a 3000 year old stone cube the deposed king used to use as a doorstop?

ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE HOVERBIKE!

July 3rd, 2009 Warren No comments

Yamaha just released some more news about this beauty:

Hybrid motorcycle, or Judge Dredd's awesome future hoverbike?

Hybrid motorcycle, or Judge Dredd's awesome future bike?

I just can’t get over how unapologetically futuristic this thing is. It’s the kind of machine that would turn on you, robo-rape you for fun, then harvest your metabolic energy to power its world-conquering ambitions. How can I order one?

SOURCE: AutoBlogGreen

Jizz in my pants

June 8th, 2009 PandaMan 3 comments

If anyone hasn’t discovered, or needs to rediscover, the Lonely Island stuff, then do so now. Google it, watch it, love it, embrace it. Youtube and/or hulu that shit, dick in a box, jizz in my pants, im on a boat ALL AWESOME.
I just got a VPN to let me into Hulu from outside the US, Family Guy, SNL and Conan HERE I COME!

continuing with this train of thought. Apple WWDC s;ljojpodsjfwejfpsams im freaking out. Really glad i didn’t pick up the 17″ MPB last December because they just released a second update to it in less then 6 months. NOW is the time to get one, also new iPhone 3G S. totally getting one since I can just resell 3G without contract attached for an easy 200-250.

ALSO

Starting in July I am…………GOING TO EUROPE! I’ll be going to Germany, Hungary, Czech, and then Vienna, Austria for the Vienna World Camp from July 2-11. 10 days in Europe only 1400 bux, everything taken care of, God rules.

Then when I come back to Korea I go from 13th-24th to the Korea World Camp.

WTF!?!? WEEKLY (BY WARREN)

May 3rd, 2009 Warren 2 comments

PEOPLE’S EXHIBIT A- MISTER ANDO OF THE WOODS!

PEOPLE’S EXHIBIT B- EVANGELION USED TO ADVERTISE APARTMENT RENTALS!

Swine Flu Origin Theory – 150 Million Empty Piggy Banks

April 28th, 2009 Warren 6 comments

Thoughts?