Pissing And Moaning (Summer Vacation Edition)
So come mid-august I will be out of school for what amounts to 4 weeks of summer vacation. I have been debating what to do with my spare time, and I have a few proposals I would like the assorted gang to give me feedback on:
- Help Jared break into ‘Fort Vagina’ (or ‘Camp Anal’, depending)
- Cross-country road trip to stupidest destinations in America
- Re-learn Japanese in a damn hurry.
- Hit every open-mic night from Seattle to Eugene
- Photo-bomb people in downtown Portland
- Dress up and talk to people like I’m a time-traveling inventor from 1863, but be a real asshole about it.
- Expand on my ‘DoucheBorg’ concept
- Buy a video camera and finally get off the video pot
- Redub an episode of ‘Blue’s Clues’ so it fits into the ‘Saw’ universe
- Get Jared to play through all of FF8 while Geoff watches and comments on the game (and yes alcohol will be involved)
- Write a full episode of Giant Robot Club! and submit it to networks
- Build a better mousetrap, ideally involving interlocking blenders
- Watch every Naruto episode
- Ask Miles about plant biology, run away. Call and ask same question, hang up. Write letter to University, get Miles fired.
- Hit the Gym every day again and lose all this weight / find out why I suddenly have an egg sac
- Cut hair into mohawk, dress like villain from Mad Max
- Make another adventure game, only this time make it good instead of terrible
- Locate all HAWT bois, kill on sight
- Watch Twilight movies so I have new material
- Come up with funnier ideas for what to do this summer
- Make Stargate fan film with $50 budget, have it be 1000x better than SGU
- Make filthy version of Toy Story with sex toys, call it Sex Toy Story because I am talentless hack, maybe find out it already exists
- Enjoy sociopathic tendencies as world burns
Categories: Whatever
You should do #3, because I’ve been doing that the past month or so also. I would be all for you doing #4 in at least one or two clubs, and would be more than happy to read over whatever routines you may be working on. Similarly, I’d love to help out/be a part of #8- maybe we could do some kind of post-modern documentary about Geoff?
#13 should never happen, as pretty much all that series after the first two minutes of the first episode is all filler. #16 should happen, because you might never get another chance to have a mohawk once you’re in a full-time job or whatever.
MadTV already did #22.
come to world camp fool. it’s fun and looks good when it comes to “doing recognized things”. it’s also really fun and there’s plenty of girls.
Maybe we should all go to HeretiCon down there and see if we can stir up some trouble?