SONIC SPINBALL IS REAL, IN THE UK!!!
Remember sonic spinball? That crazy genesis game where you were sonic, and the world was a series of increasingly badly designed pinball tables? Well some genius decided they would make a roller coaster out of that.
Smart.
I remember that game and if the coaster is anything like it, thousands of theme park attendees will be thrown into pits of lava, and while their bodies burn away into charred ashes, a man with a handlebar mustache and a billiard ball physique will be taunting them with talk about chaos emeralds and gay foxes.
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