Homework Survival Music

So lately I’ve been listening to a couple of tracks that make doing homework less of a chore. These are just fun, high-energy tracks that keep me awake while drudging through acres of unbelievable garbage.
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POP LEVI: Police $ign

Don’t ask what the fuck he’s talking about, and don’t look up his experimental movie. Just enjoy…

Kele- Tenderoni

I know, this is yet ANOTHER gay dance anthem Warren likes. I just enjoy the energy of this song. Also, I don’t know if it’s the shape, or the way it feels in my hands, but I LOOOOVE bananas!

Non-Gay Fun Fact: For some unfuckingknowable reason, this was the trailer theme (lyrics included) for Sonic Generations, the only game currently on the market that gets classic Tails and 3D Tails to stand around breathlessly in the same space, just waiting for some lonely fangirl in Kentucky to start drawing them fucking each other like the pope commands it.

Gay Fun Fact: Because of the above song now when I think of Sonic, I can’t help but think of ‘Tenderoni’… (which in and of itself sounds a hell of a lot like a street term for a prolapsed anus) an appropriate descriptive term for the Tails-on-Tails fuckfest I described above.

Tenderoni, anyone? I’m looking at you, Jared.

Neon Indian- Polish Girl

This is considered new electronica, which actually sounds more like old synth-pop from the 80s, but is a direction I think music should be taking!

Peter Bjorn and John- Nothing to Worry About

Besides being a kick-ass catchy song, this is easily one of the best music videos ever put to tape.

The Boxer Rebellion- Step Out of the Car

This is a featured track from Rocksmith, the music game that uses a real guitar to teach you how to play a real guitar, which of course was poorly received because the whole point of music games is acting like you’re a no-bullshit nail-eating motherfucker because you can shred out “Enter Sandman” on a toy guitar. You don’t see me taking a victory shit every time Mario eats a mushroom.

Toro y Moi – New Beat

It’s no secret that I love the new funk genre, and this group has a fresh take on the genre that Jamiroquai helped pioneer.