Ok so I come home from bowling, and my mom happens to be watching
TBN(the crazy christian station) because of the sheer absurdity of what is on. This guy, Ken Klein, was on talking about the 5,000 year old System of the Beast. I missed the beginning so Ken has already started to talk about seven heads. These seven heads of this system were world dominating empires!
- Egyption Empire
- Assyria
- Babylon
- Mede – Perssia
- Greek Empire
- Roman Empire
- British Empire
Apparently the British Empire was basically destroyed in WWI(maybe finished off in WWII? seriously Ken was so hard to follow…)
According to Ken WWI ended in 1919, and then later ended in 1917. He had so many mistakes.
The Eighth head is already here among us! And it is The United Nations.
Now Apparently the anti-christ is supposed to be some guy who gets hit in the head and comes back and is all deformed and evil(that almost was how he phrased it). Apparently, according to him, JFK was thought to be the first (in recent times) but of course he was shot and didn’t come back. So then people looked at the whole Kennedy family, Bobby for instance. I of course shout out “OMG! it’s gonna be Teddy!”, as he is already dead, now we just need to wait for him to come back. This apparently was to premature as he barely mentioned Ted Kennedy, and was most likely filmed before he died. He Also went off on talking about something that looks like a lamb but talks like a dragon. To sum it up, basically people have been looking the wrong way and it is not a person, but A SYSTEM! So I guess that system is the UN.
There are three things needed in order to control the world. Or Three “signs”. These three things are all technological advances the Devil gave us and that have been created within the last century, except for flying. Speaking of flying, the first technology he brings up, is airplanes, YAY. The Wright brothers apparently created/discovered the basic principles of flight and it wasn’t TEN years later, that we were using airplanes to bomb our enemies! Not to mention later using them to drop the Atomic Bomb.
Ken then asks what it would of been like to be riding on a Harley through the Appian Way and what the Greeks might think if they saw you. *cough* The Appian Way is in Italy, or at the time in the Roman Empire. Not Greece!
The next sign is communication. What is the best form of communication? You guessed it! The Television! He goes off and talks about images. What are images? not idols but icons! What has been used on money for thousands of years? peoples faces. Now these images are not false idols but they’re…false idols? He seriously did not make any sense here but apparently these icons have ‘spiritual life’. Now what does this have to do with the all mighty TV? Well the TV has this spiritual life and it is the Reflection of the Beast. Apparently watching TV puts you into a hypnotic state that bypasses rational thought and goes straight into your spirit! It is not just television screens either, but computer monitors as well. We are being programmed for world citizenry by watching TV.
The Third technology is the all mighty and powerful BARCODE! That is right, the UPC on all products uses the number of the beast, 666. I never really heard that before, but trying to find a good image of a barcode hit many results talking about it. Here is a lovely site going into great depth of how barcodes actually work and how there is no actual 666 in every barcode, for anyone who actually cares. Ken goes on to show how each person can have their own UPC starting with the Country code, area code and Then social security number. Unfortunately barcodes require scanning devices to directly ‘see’ the lines. But thanks to RFID tags they can be scanned up to dozens of meters away, and the UN will be able to track everything you do.
An another Ken-Note the barcode he had up on a big screen read “16000″ and he kept saying “1600″ (Sixteen Hundred).
Ken goes on to talk about horns, there are 10 of them apparently. They all are supposed to be Kings. And since the Bible interprets itself, meaning that there is only one absolute interpret of the Bible, Horns will always be Kings. So When there are 2 horns, that means 2 Kings.
Finally to the actual creation of the UN. It all starts back when the British Empire decided to shut down the East India Company. Secretly it remained active and became a think tank. Some people who were apart of this were Darwin, Carl Marks, Thomas Malthus’ teachings, Existentialism and the philosophy of the new age, Cecile Rhodes and many others(Jews mostly). They created ‘The Round Table’, an inner think tank of the East India Company. This Round Table comes up with the depression in 1907 and somehow affects WWI, and they make a great deal of money during and after. After WWI the League of Nations, which sounds quite epic, was created and as we know eventually fell apart. Woodrow Wilson was coerced by the EIC to help create the League of Nations. It wasn’t until on his death bed that he confessed and repented.
It wasn’t until after WWII that the UN is created. Created by whom? TWO KINGS! THE USA and Britain. That’s right, France, China and the USSR had absolutely nothing to do with the UN creation.
At the very end, he goes off on the Hubble Spacecraft, which myself being a total nerd was somehow not aware of. I know we had a Hubble telescope, but spacecraft? The Hubble was pointed into a tiny part of space and took a photo. This photo revealed thousands and thousands of galaxies, not just stars. Each of those galaxies is made up of about a billion stars. And as we all know, God loves people. And since there are currently 5-6 billion people on the planet, which if you add up all the people that died from the time of Adam to today, and add the the currently living, it will be just over 10 billion. This means that if everyone was sent to heaven we’d all get 5 stars each, but since not everyone will be going to heaven, there will be plenty of space, so we need to start recruiting as many people as we can to join us!
This is all from Ken’s ‘Cracking the Code’ film. Watch the trailer, it is quite epic. This was so absolutely retarded and frightening that I felt I had to share it with everyone.

Umm…
Okay, so how did he explain the huge gap in time between the fall of the Roman empire (around the 5th Century) and the rise of the so-called British Empire, which didn’t really amount to anything until the 17th Century? There were a lot of other major dynasties between those two empires that were much more historically important than the Egyptians or Assyrians, such as the Holy Roman Empire, the Mughal Empire, or the Abbasid Caliphate.
I’m assuming that the first six are on the list since they are all mentioned explicitly in the Bible, but I can’t help but wonder what the ones I mentioned above lacked that the British Empire or the UN had. My guess is that the guy brings up the British because he only knows history from the Bible and his 6th Grade teacher.
Here’s the sad thing- I looked this guy up, assuming that he was some crazy midwestern 7th Day Adventist, and it turns out that, not only is he a former NFL star, but he’s also a current student at the University of Oregon!
http://www.christiancinema.com/catalog/newsdesk_info.php?newsdesk_id=278
I’m surprised this guy went with the British Empire as his 7th. I figured a dude like him would pick the Wal-Mart Empire.
@Sean
He didn’t say anything about what was between the Roman and British Empires. He did argue that we wont find these things in our history books, and it took him almost eight years to research all of this.
@PandaMan
Wal-mart uses the UPC, so it has helped the devil catalog us.
How did he research history if not fact-checking History books? It seems like the furthest extent of his research is his dream where Karl Marx was friends with a diamond exporter and asking a guy on the subway when WWI ended.